i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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