the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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