Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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