what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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