very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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