She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
