Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
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