never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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