I'm really into asian looking animals
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
she peed on how many people?
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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