Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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