I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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