ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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