Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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