Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I want a musical about memes.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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