Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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