just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
He better not be in your backpack
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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