so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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