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(973): View more from New Jersey

And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong

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(313): View more from Michigan

then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito

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(231): View more from Michigan

I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide

(231): View more from Michigan

please tell me this is not legit

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(970): View more from Colorado

Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.

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(516): View more from New York

Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.

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(415): View more from California

Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.

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