Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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