Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Randomize
