I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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