Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Randomize
