Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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