How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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