My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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