I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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