And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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