do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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