problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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