Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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