Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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