You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
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