Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Boobs are out for the taking
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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