chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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