at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
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