You're completely useless in the revolution.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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