ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
