are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Dignity is for republicans.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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