If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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