Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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