this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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