just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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