Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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