This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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