He uses pillows to masturbate.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
So apparently I’m into choking now
Randomize
