I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I didn't notice because vodka
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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