Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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