just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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