i will never coherently bang her
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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