ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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