very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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