I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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