we have pet lesbian snakes
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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