He asked to "fluff my boner.."
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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