I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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